Crazy mo-fos reporting on Ellora's Cave's news & highlights. Test
dummies for sex toy prototypes. Purveyors of porn. Propagators of clit lit for horny
chicks. Enlightened info on the lame exciting social scene in Ohio. Town criers of all things True Blood. Avoiders of venereal diseases. And we fuck on the first second date.
Da Hosts
Jaid Black
"Cougar blood runs through my veins. *Licks fangs*"
Dubbed
by the media as “The Queen of Steam”, Jaid Black is primarily known to
the public as the owner of Ellora’s Cave and the author of numerous
erotic romance novels. To fans, however, Black’s comedic voice is as
highly regarded as the sex scenes she pens. Indeed, veteran Hollywood
actor/writer/director Emilio Estevez describes Jaid Black as “a
wonderful satirist!”
Black has been featured in every available news outlet, from the Washington Post and L.A. Times to Forbes, Publisher's Weekly, national TV news stations, and the Montel Show. Black is the mastermind of erotic romance as women know and love it today. Her books have received numerous distinctions, including a nomination for the Henry Miller award for the best literary sex scene written in the English language.
Cooter
"I'm Marilyn from the Munster Family..."
First cousin to Jaid, Cooter is the sugar to Ms. Black's spice. Polar opposites in terms of, well... everything!... it'll be interesting (to say the very least) watching the dynamics between our two female hosts unfold on the show.
Cooter might be the newest addition to the Cave Chaos team, but she's also the executive at Ellora's Cave Publishing in charge of print distribution. Happily married and Mom-of-the-Year to two young sons, her "Leave It To Beaver" lifestyle often leaves Jaid wondering if gypsies left Cooter on their family's dysfunctional doorstep!
Jose From Da Hood
"Need me some freak nasties, yo."
Jose began his career in the Ellora's Cave mail room at age 19! Now 23, he works under Jaid Black & Lisa-Marie Gray in the Events department and is a weekly contributor to the radio show with his "Beat My Meat" segment. He also gathers a lot of the bizarre facts and data used every Munday Funday on Cave Chaos.
A single father and a business student at a local university, Jose doesn't have a lot of free time on his hands. Luckily for our listeners, however, he does keep male sex toys near those busy hands ;P Always willing to take one for the team (bwahhh) Jose is here to report on the un/worthiness of trendy male sex toys currently on the market and whether or not they are worth beating your meat to.
Big Daddy "D"
"I speak fluent English & Geekanese. All hail Spongebob."
Darrell has been with Ellora's Cave in one capacity or another for over 9 years. He started out overseeing the art department and being the I.T. "fix it dude," but now focuses his talents mainly on ad design, branding, and our radio show.
Darrell has been married for 15 years to author Sherri L. King. They live in Akron with their 2 furry children, Porkchop & Spike, and spend their nights in nerd heaven with Spongebob, World of Warcraft, and every electronic gadget under the sun.
Thelmer Sedzoid
"I dig chicks, extraterrestrials, and extraterrestrial chicks."
What can we say about our "EXTREME Deep Thoughts" host that lab scientists, multiple psychiatrists, and a confused drunk dude named Earl haven't already said? Well, nothing. And that's why you need to tune in to the Cave Chaos show every Munday Funday for your mind fuck of the week!
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